At the neighborhood Pathway of Lights:
4 people in Victorian Dress with giant blue bear heads
1 giant light-up Santa Snoopy in a canoe…out on the lake
1 giant snowman suit with a light inside that gave new definition to “badonk-a-donk butt”
1 dozen floating balloons with LED lights inside
About 50 LED lit balloons decorating trees
1 miniature floating house decked out in Christmas lights.
1 woman who was a little too into her role as an elf at the gingerbread house decorating station. “Oh look! Human children!” um…yeah…
6 very confused and/or frightened looking children at the gingerbread house decorating station
4 Christmas light bedecked boats setting sail
Many, MANY people of all ages -newborn to 90 – wearing battery operated mini-Christmas light strands. Also dogs. Lots of dogs.
5 pathetic barely working “glow stick” bracelets on 4 otherwise unlit and undecorated participants. That would be us, by the way.
2 children bundled within an inch of their lives against the low-40ish degree weather. Again, those would be our children.
And no partridges in our pear tree (but we do have squirrels).
‘Tis the Season for grainy, under-lit camera phone pictures! Happy Holidays!